What In God’s Name is Uniqua From The Backyardigans Supposed to Be?
I asked around and the consensus is that Uniqua is supposed to be a caterpillar but like what commonly recognizable caterpillar is pink with spots?? Seriously! I have never seen a pink polka dotted caterpillar apart from going out of my way to find a picture of one on the internet. Whoever designed this horrible creature should be fired and thrown into a volcano. Uniqua looks like what happens if a horrifying alien creature procreates with a pink cow. Absolutely terrible. Whoever drew this sorry excuse for a creature was probably tripping balls on LSD and thought it was the answer to all life or something bullshit. I mean, SERIOUSLY!!! In what world does this pink bastard look like a caterpillar? You can’t simply slap antennae onto some ambiguous head and torso and call it a caterpillar or even some sentient being for that matter. Just thinking about how anyone thought this was a passable excuse for a butterfly larvae makes me viscerally angry. Veins are popping out of my head, and I am so close to punching my drywall. YOU CAN’T MAKE A BIPEDAL HUMANOID OUT OF A FUCKING CATERPILLAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I am sitting here literally sobbing as I type this. Nothing in this godforsaken world should be able to make me this angry, and yet this bitch just shows up and ruins my day. I cannot express in words how much this absurd rendition of a caterpillar makes me want to pilot a rocket right into the sun. Uniqua should not exist, and the mere acknowledgement of this lackluster interpretation of a caterpillar should be scrubbed from the face of the Earth.