Munky Zunkle James Bond never moans. He is but a silent man in the night; a man with a license to kill, and also a man who isn’t allowed to moan. The soft hum of the James Bond theme song permeates through the air like the wind blowing across his skin. It is night time. And James Bond knows it. Because he knows it, he is silent. Just like his moans. James Bond carries his gun with two hands instead of one hand because he likes it that way. The reflection of the moonlight glints off the silver colored gun which he is carrying with two hands. It reminds him of a wolf howling because of the moon. He thinks he hears a wolf somewhere in the distance but he is just imagining it. This has been happening ever since that night with the wolves. He still hasn’t moaned.
James Bond creeps towards the woods. He is now looking for wolves. Not because he accidentally thought he heard them earlier, but because he is going towards where he knows wolves live now. He knows they live there because he went there before one time. Since wolves are good listeners with their ears, James Bond has to be extra careful not to moan – especially now that the wolves are around. James Bond hears a branch snap only a few feet away, so he uses his two hands to draw his silver coloured gun which the moonlight reflects off of. He tries his hardest to see if anything is there in the woods, only to realize he stepped on the twig himself and it was the echo from the lake nearby. James Bond knows the wolves like that lake, so he goes towards it in hopes to find the wolves.
James Bond approaches the shore of the lake and the moonlight is reflecting across the surface of the water in a very similar manner to how it was reflecting off of his silver colored gun that he likes to hold with both of his hands. “I know just what to do” thinks James Bond. He climbs into his modified Aston Martin that is also a submarine after he unlocks and opens the door first, and he manages to do so without moaning. “Now that’s what I’m talking about!” said James Bond. James Bond puts the key into the ignition and turns the key so that the engine turns on. He expertly presses the buttons on the dashboard while knowing exactly what he is doing because he has done this many times before. “Here we go” said James Bond as he puts the car in drive and presses his foot on the gas pedal to make the car move forward and go into the lake. Because he pressed one of the special buttons, the Aston Martin knows to turn into a submarine because of how it was modified.
James Bond travels across the lake underwater in his submarine. He can almost make out the moonlight from above, but it is not strong enough to reflect off of his silver coloured gun. “Okay” said James Bond. He presses another button on the dashboard and then the submarine starts making wolf howling noises to attract the wolves into the water. “They are about to get wet” said James Bond. The wolves come from the woods and they go into the water to find the howling submarine. They see James Bond in there and because they don’t like him so much from their previous encounter, they try their best to get to him in the submarine but to no avail. “That’s what I thought” said James Bond. Now that he has expertly lured the wolves into his trap, he raises his silver coloured gun with both of his hands, and he kills them all with one bullet that he fired out of a special hole in the submarine so it wouldn’t get damaged. “Bullseye!” said James Bond. James Bond then returns back to the mainland and his home because the mission was successful.
