Kingston is finally warming up. It’s time to get out there and enjoy the town! Here are eleven ways to enjoy yourself safely this spring in the sun.
Panhandle – It’s no secret that jobs are hard to come by since the closures have come. Get out there and get some vitamin D, while also making a neat little sum. Be sure to bring a hat for donation coins and cigarettes. Bonus points if you sing a lil song or do a lil dance!
Burn down the Journal House – Fun, safe, good for the community, and 100% legal. Plus, you can earn the “right thing to do” jacket bar. Burn it down.
Stare – Stare.
Spikeball – I’m not sure when this became a thing, and I’m upset because I’m bad at it, but apparently spikeball is what all the cool kids are up to.
Clean Up Garbage – I know this is supposed to be jokey, but plastic waste is super bad for the environment long-term. Get out there and clean up our neighbourhoods. I’m literally disgusted every time I walk through the student ghetto – why is there trash everywhere?
Harass Strangers – it doesn’t matter what you harass people about. Maybe it’s about the latest human rights offence perpetrated by the Canadian government, maybe it’s about others’ terrible fashion choices, maybe you just want to shout terrible things at Frosh – it doesn’t matter, get out there, and get harassing!
Stare – Stare.
Study outside and pretend it’s warmer than it is – It’s warm, but it’s not that warm. You should pretend it is by sitting outside with a laptop, a winter jacket, and like five blankets. Be sure to take some snapchat stories of it too.
Proselytize – Choose a religion and spread it far and wide. Latter Day Saints, Catholism, Islam, hell even Shinto. Get out there and spread it babey.
Go Down The Mansion and Get a Schoon – ‘nuff said; the Mansh is the place to be babey. Drink your troubles away down at the mansion.
Stare – Stare.Hopefully these will give you some inspiration in finding fun stuff to do out and about the town. Stay safe and healthy!