Hello off-campus students of Queen’s University! We the Sad Students Association are honored to announce Queen’s University’s first Monthly Spoon Drive! Please bring your spoons from your rooms to your kitchens to support your housemates in need. The spoonless do not choose to be so. They wash their dishes, and put them where they belong, only to find the drawers empty next mealtime. Hoarding hurts your friends and family, so this is a reminder it is easy to be kind. Bring your spoons to your kitchen, give them a wash in the sink or dishwasher, and avoid using spoons in bedrooms. Those in need drink full bowls of soup, and often spill stir-fry down their shirts. Please, search deep in your heart for compassionate energy to share spoons with the spoonless. They will appreciate it. You will make a difference. Small acts have significant impact, so you, too, can be consequential. We beseech you, participate in this first monthly spoon drive – change lives. Bonus, the student who donates the most spoons will receive a free pizza party for their homeroom! Yum!